By Simon Vozick-Levinson
Updated June 06, 2010 at 12:00 PM EDT

MTV just debuted 10 minutes of Jersey Shore‘s second season. Well, more like eight minutes. The first two or so were just a recap of the past season’s highlights, in case anyone had forgotten what “GTL” stands for. But then: New Jersey Shore! OMG!

This season, we saw, will take us all the way back to the distant past of February 2010, a period known to historians as “Snowmageddon.” Perhaps needless to say, the Jersey Shore cast was not feeling the excess of chilly precipitation. Pauly D: “You can’t creep in this weather, you can’t do anything.” Snooki: “Wauuugh. It’s cold. I wanna go to Miami.” So go to Miami they did.

What else did we learn? Snooki had a Tea Party moment, complaining that President Obama raised taxes on tanning. Snooki also had a new boyfriend, whom she proudly called a “gorilla juicehead.” On the flip side, Ronnie and Sammi called it quits, a romantic tragedy on the order of Romeo & Juliet. The much-maligned Angelina, meanwhile, was still part of the cast, though fences between her and the rest of the cast had not quite mended. The Situation and Pauly D ran into car trouble on their way to sunny Florida; Pauly D’s Nikes got muddy, another tragedy. Snooki and J-Woww taught a local Southern dude how to fist-pump.

And that was pretty much it. What did you think of what we saw? On a scale of 1 to 10, how excited are you for season two?

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Jersey Shore Family Vacation CR: MTV

Jersey Shore

Follow Snooki, the Situation, Pauly, Ronnie, Sammi, Jwoww, Vinny, and Deena as they party, smush, and GTL

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