By Kate Ward
Updated June 04, 2010 at 08:28 PM EDT
Credit: Paul Sakuma/AP Images

Image Credit: Paul Sakuma/AP ImagesIs anything safe anymore? First, Miley tries to kill us with her jewelry, then Liza Minnelli with her rendition of “Single Ladies,” and now McDonald’s has announced a recall of 12 million Shrek collector cups, which apparently contained unknown amounts of cadmium. And here I was thinking the McGriddle was the most dangerous thing the fast-food chain has ever offered.

After this news, I think I’m going to head over to McDowell’s, where their movie tie-in merchandise will likely contain asbestos, but still. It’s different. Because they have the Golden Arcs.