By Annie Barrett
Updated May 27, 2010 at 05:26 PM EDT

ARE YOU KIDDING, Crystal’s Dad? A Mr. Bill doll? This could be the greatest Hidden Gem of the entire spring 2010 season, and keep in mind I’ve mined thousands of on-screen baubles from Dancing With the Stars.

Is PapaSox your American Idol too, P-dubs? “Oh, no!” Say yes!

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