The funniest TV lines from the week of May 10

By EW Staff
May 21, 2010 at 04:00 AM EDT

”Given the opportunity, I’ll gladly go back and kick your ass all over the island.” —Boston Rob Mariano, to Russell Hantz, on the Survivor: Heroes vs Villains reunion show

”Will someone back me up if I say this is ridiculous, or is this going to be another Avatar situation?” —Britta (Gillian Jacobs) on Community

”Because you know where nice people land? On welfare.” —Kelly Cutrone, advising Whitney to unleash her mean side, on The City

”Call me a romantic, but I believe by the end of the night I will have between one and four new girlfriends.” —Tom (Aziz Ansari) on Parks and Recreation