By Michael Slezak
Updated May 03, 2010 at 02:00 PM EDT

Adam Lambert has just released the cover art for his new single, “If I Had You,” and naturally, it inspired a limerick. Give it a quick read, then post your own (non-beastly) response in the comments.

There once was a singer so glamorous

He left boys and girls feeling amorous

He sparkled like Windex

Unmeasured Glam Index

Can’t wait for his tour where he’ll jam for us