Heidi Klum — whoops, sorry, Modern Family‘s Julie Bowen visited Jimmy Kimmel Live! last night to complain about the geeky wireless networks she encounters in her neighborhood. She claims people who know what a Sith Lord is can’t get laid in high school. Thank God her kids will be much cooler than that and get an early start. “I can send them to Mommy and Me Suzuki violin lessons,” she said, “and they’re still gonna f— in my bed.” She’s just being realistic about it! Watch the video and then tell me if her legs have inspired you to take up running yet, after the jump.
I am totally with her re: the “SARS Balls” one typically finds at Chuck E. Cheese.
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