Image Credit: John Parra/WireImageI’m not a fan of food fights. But since vodka is more expensive than a pickle, I’m especially not a fan of alcohol fights. So I say “tsk, tsk” to Jersey Shore‘s own Snooki, who, according to sources who talked to People, was captured on camera throwing a drink at — and slapping — an interested male party in Miami, where season 2 is currently being filmed. (See video of the incident below; picture of Snooki not from food fight, but instead fodder for “that’s what she said” jokes in the comment section. You’re welcome.) Also: Can someone tell me whether JWOWW is wearing a black tube bikini, or is naked and being censored by a black bar? Hard to tell the difference, isn’t it?
Should every altercation end with group dancing?