By Mike Bruno
April 20, 2010 at 05:06 PM EDT

Adult Swim just sent out their “first official video press release” for the upcoming May 2 debut of the 100th episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force (which, as they point out, is about 98 more episodes than “you press people thought we would make”). The video, embedded below, features a puppet rendition of ATHF character Meatwad reading the release aloud — including the boilerplate for the show and network. Two things of note here: 1) Meatwad can read fairly well when he’s shilling for his employers. 2) Though they take longer to  “read,” I would like — no, DEMAND all future press materials be read to me by human-sized food products.