By Dalton Ross
Updated April 18, 2010 at 12:00 PM EDT

Only on Celebrity Apprentice would you find a contestant posing the eternal question: “Are you shaved or are you hairy?” That was just one of many wonderfully curious moments in an episode that also included lots of grunting, Donald Trump’s newfound bandanna obsession, and the rarest of all things: an actual Sharon Osbourne sighting! My full recap will be up at 2am, but if you’ve already watched the episode and can’t wait to sound off, then keep reading after the jump for more. [SPOILER ALERT: Do not read on unless you have already watched Sunday’s episode of Celebrity Apprentice.]

The teams were tasked with taking a rising county music star, creating a press kit for them while also giving then a makeover and media training. The women (mostly Cyndi and Maria) clashed, while on the men’s side, Goldberg tried to frighten their country singer into smiling by yelling in his face. Unsurprisingly, the men lost and Goldberg was fired, although guest Trace Adkins was a total badass in the Boardroom while subbing in for Ivanka. He twice dissed Trump’s sudden bandana fixation, and then, in perhaps a Boardroom first, had the cojones to tell the Trumpster that he didn’t agree with his decision to fire Goldberg. (You will be shocked to learn that Don Jr. completely agreed with his dad’s decision.)

With Goldberg gone, that means only two men are left: Bret Michaels and the hair-care product obsessed chef whatshisface. No doubt that means that The Donald will mix up the teams next week. My full recap will be up at 2 a.m. (UPDATE: Click over now to read Dalton Ross’ detailed Celebrity Apprentice recap), but you don’t have to wait until then to join the fun. Post your thoughts now! Should Trump have fired Goldberg or Bret? Are you on Team Cyndi or Team Maria? And were either of those country singers actually any good? Hit the message boards and let us know. And for more Celebrity Apprentice news and views, follow me on Twitter @EWDaltonRoss.

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