By Kate Ward
Updated March 31, 2010 at 08:37 PM EDT

Okay, so, everytime I walk into a Starbucks, I get scared. That’s because New York City law demands that all chains broadcast the calorie counts of food offered in their venues. Who knew one little — okay, big — cookie was more than 400 calories?! Say what?

But now I might have another reason to be frightened — In late February, the Associated Press reported that some Starbucks store owners from open carry states do not ban handguns from their coffeehouses. Now, since New York has pretty strict gun laws, I’m pretty sure the only thing I have to worry about when it comes to Starbucks is obesity. But Jimmy Kimmel has put his spin on the issue with this hilarious re-imagination of what could happen if coffee drinkers — and baristas — suddenly became trigger happy.

What would you do if your Starbucks ran out of cranberry scones, PopWatchers?