'The Hills' final-season trailer: Heidi moves her face
As the cast of The Hills begins contemplating how they’ll remain relevant following the death of their reality show, MTV has released a trailer-teaser for its final season. Besides making me nostalgic for the days of Heidi’s old nose and Lauren’s drunken arguments (“You started a sl-si-sick rumor about me!”), the trailer also makes me just a bit excited. The cast thinks Kristen is doing drugs?! Heidi talks divorce?! And most importantly, Brody has a beard?! (I’ll name it the best Hills accessory since Spencer’s cowboy hat.) Plus, the trailer teases the reunion between the long-suffering Mrs. Montag and her daughter post-plastic surgery: “I just can’t do this anymore,” Heidi tells her mom. What, smile? Frown? Apparently, she can cry though — and, ouch, did that look painful! (See trailer, embedded after the jump.)
But who am I kidding? Yes, this trailer promises plenty of drama. But should we really tune into The Hills‘ final season? After all, we’ve probably seen the entirety of the season in these two minutes and 56 seconds. Just fill in 10 hours of awkward pauses and shots of Audrina’s boobs and you’ve got 20 episodes right there!