By Annie Barrett
Updated March 29, 2010 at 02:21 PM EDT

I’m not sure what’s more horrifying: anything the characters in the Marmaduke trailer do or say, the blatant allusions to The O.C. (remember when Ryan Atwood thought the Cohens’ infinity pool was his toilet?) or the line “Owen Wilson is Marmaduke, George Lopez is Carlos…With Fergie!…and Kiefer Sutherland.” Help. Trailer after the jump.

Bright spot: William H. Macy’s stunt double sure does rival Megan Mullally’s and Betty White’s in Tanner’s two favorite pick-me-up videos. Oh, and if you’re a fan of doggies and impromptu group dance numbers, the last few seconds will probably put you in heat or something. Happy Monday!

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