By Kate Ward
March 23, 2010 at 07:00 PM EDT

Oh my god, you guys. My annual Americone Dream has come true: Today is Free Cone Day at Ben & Jerry’s! Cool Britannia! Unfortunately, instead of waiting in what is likely a crazy long line at my local B & J’s, I’m cooped up inside eating non-frozen goods. It’s Jamaican Me Crazy, friends! I need some Chocolate Therapy, stat!

What flavor are you eating today, PopWatchers? And who wants to bring me a cone?