''The Day I Shot Cupid'' and ''Getting the Pretty Back'' are new self-help books written by the actresses

By Tanner Stransky
March 19, 2010 at 04:00 AM EDT

Random Advice
Cupid: Sexting versus texting, walks of shame, why ”vagazzling” (putting Swarovski crystals on her ”hoo-ha”) is awesome
Getting the Pretty Back: Yoga versus Pilates, appropriate hostess gifts (pineapple and fresh herbs!), how to make a good bouillabaisse

Dating Advice
Cupid: ”You have to be smooth, but not slick; warm, but not aggressive; interesting, but not pompous.”
Getting the Pretty Back: ”If you happen to be in New York, channel…An Affair to Remember and head to the top of the Empire State Building.”

Workout Advice
Cupid: Wear a tiara! ”If [we] can take bubble baths in one, we can work out in them as well.”
Getting the Pretty Back: Rearrange the furniture! ”Depending on how aggressive you get…you can burn off quite a bit.”