By Mandi Bierly
March 15, 2010 at 08:37 PM EDT

Set your DVRs: In Wednesday’s 14th season premiere of South Park, “Sexual Healing” (10 p.m. ET, Comedy Central), co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone address Tiger Woods and the phenomenon of sex addiction. According to the press release: “The nation’s top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.” Our money is on Cartman… and, um, Kenny. Yours?

Is there any other scripted show you’d be more excited to see take on the Tiger Woods situation? I can’t think of one.