By Annie Barrett
Updated March 12, 2010 at 03:58 PM EST

Academy Award winner and mermaid gown specialist Marion Cotillard has generously shared another lady-empowering secret from France: Forehead Tittaes. Wear them with confidence; pronounce them like Eric Cartman. As modeled by Taraji P. Henson and Leslie Ann Warren, these stunning face-boobs even come in multiple varieties such as African-American and Saggy!

Pick some up for the next time you want American men to almost look you in the eye. And someone tell that blonde freak of the-opposite-of-nature that this is how you do a celebrity endorsement on Funny or Die.

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