By Margaret Lyons
Updated March 10, 2010 at 10:03 PM EST

Do you have a big-ass message? Of course you do. Big-Ass Message is your friend. Type in your text, select from “basic” (white text on black), “magic” (seizure-inducing), “Pepsi” (with the requisite logos), or Jeopardy, which is obviously the best choice. BAM creates a url and poof! You are on your way to a fun-times single-serving site. Remember, PopWatch loves you.