On Friday night, my colleague and pal Jason Adams and I watched the gold medal women’s curling match between Canada and Sweden and became completely obsessed with Team Canada’s Cheryl Bernard. First of all, Bernard, 43, appears to be ace curler (she’s been practicing the sport for 35 years!!!!). She has amazing arched eyebrows that make her look like she’s constantly on alert (You gotta be quick as a cat in curling!). She also kinda looks like she’s rockin a Bumpit (or would if she could). And she wrote a book called Between the Sheets about “the psychological aspects of the sport of curling.” Um…GENIUS. Clearly this woman knows how to make a curling book sound juicy! I believe Bernard is married but I still think we can classify her as a cougar simply based on the brows and the form-fitting uniform. As such, I would like ABC to invite her to guest star on Cougar Town. She can play Courteney Cox’s new neighbor with a yen for curling. That seems realistic right?

What do you think of Cheryl Bernard, PopWatchers? Isn’t she awesome? Or do you have another favorite curler?