By Margaret Lyons
Updated March 01, 2010 at 08:30 PM EST

Feel free to stop futzing around on that Lincoln biopic, Steven Spielberg; I think this is more than enough:

Too bad the book Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter isn’t quite as good as the trailer.

Mash-’em-up, PopWatchers. Dorothea Dix: Harpy Wrangler? Teddy Roosevelt vs. The Sasquatch? Bring it.