By Kate Ward
Updated February 22, 2010 at 04:25 PM EST

Add this to the many reasons I wish I were in California this winter. L.A.’s premiere horror bookshop, Dark Delicacies, is in the midst of hosting an online auction, which includes the following prize: One lucky high bidder will win a free pizza — delivered to your door by none other than Hung‘s Thomas Jane.

Yes, there are plenty of other awesome prizes for the horror and comic book fan — dinner with 30 Days of Night creator Steve Niles, a rare preview program for Evil Dead, among others — but really, it’s difficult to pass up on prize that sounds vaguely like a plot for a pornographic movie.

So who’s tempted to bid? (Right now, the bid is at just $94!) And who else would you like to deliver you pizzas?