By EW Staff
Updated February 19, 2010 at 11:01 PM EST

Celebrities took to the Internet to post their reactions to Tiger Woods’ speech this morning. Some highlights:

“I’ll be holding a press conference later today to express my regret at not having sex with many, many beautiful women.” — Michael Ian Black

“Regarding Tiger Woods, I had an addiction and went through rehab[.] Making amends is part of recovery. Cynical or not it’s what the process is. … Unless you have had an addiction or created dismal failure of trust, one cannot judge the sincerity of a person making amends. … As an adduct I understand taking the steps towards recovery[.] Cynical or not, making amends IS THE PROCESS.” — Marlee Matlin

” “How close should I put the chairs?” “How close can you get them?” #conversationbeforetigerwoodspressconference ” — Seth Meyers

“Today is the birthday of Copernicus. The first man to prove the world does not revolve round Tiger Woods. Happy Birthday Copey.” — Craig Ferguson

“If Tiger’s wife is a ride or die chick she will be right there with him at the Press Conference! Marriage is supposed to be for life… Of course I know what Tiger did is WRONG!! I’m just suggesting he and his wife try working it out. She knew he was Pimpin!LOL .. Just got off the phone with my grandfather who has been married for 50 years and he agrees with me! SO THERE! LOL” — Nick Cannon

“very honorable words from tiger woods. good for him……” — Mandy Moore

“Re:Tiger Woods. If u want to rehab your image, shouldn’t you wear a tie? Just sayin'” — Joy Behar