As Tiger Woods readies for his tightly controlled apology today, many are asking: So, to whom exactly does the golf star need to apologize in order to make this “sorry” plea stick — wife Elin, his kids, fans, the revolving door of women? Maybe he should take a page out of the Aaron Sorkin playbook and hone his apology into something truly meaningful, like Dan did on this 1998 episode of Sports Night, when the network brass wanted him to make an apology for drug-use comments he made in Esquire magazine.

Find someone to truly apologize to, Tiger, and maybe it’ll stick?