Here are some things that might happen if you find yourself at a bowling alley with teen sensation Justin Bieber, according to his new video for the song “Baby.” Justin Bieber will tell you all about his first break-up. A guy will start break-dancing in the middle of one of the lanes. Ludacris will rap about his first love. Bieber will sing some more. There probably won’t be a ton of actual bowling going on, but if you are a Bieber fan chances are you won’t mind.

Watch Justin Bieber’s “Baby” video below, then decide: Would you like to go bowling with Bieber? Is this video a strike, a spare, or a gutter-ball? Do you think Justin Bieber has ever seen The Big Lebowski, or was that way before his time?

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