'HIMYM': What's Barney's best advice?

While you get ready for tonight’s HIMYM, I wanted to share some wisdom from this new book Bro On The Go, written by “Barney Stinson” with Matt Kuhn. Building on the success of 2008 book The Bro Code, Barney’s back with some great advice for the himbo in your life. (Now if only they’d publish the infamous Playbook.)

There are manly tips for every occasion:

In His Pad: “An adult channel home is a happy home”

At The Movies: “Appropriate seating arrangement for two Bros: Bro – [empty ‘we’re just Bros’ seat] – Bro”

At The Game: “The stranger sitting next to you would totally like to hear about your high school sports moment of glory”

At The Gym: “Surprise! You’re not the only guy who joined this step class to meet chicks”

Let’s see what Bro-isms Barney comes up with in tonight’s episode, “The Perfect Week,” as Barney tries to set a new record as a “legendary player.” So, what’s your favorite Barney line?