When people find out I’m an entertainment journalist — and not a rogueish, 19th century ship’s captain, as I like to claim — they usually ask one of three questions: “Is George Clooney as nice as he seems?,” “Are Brad and Angelina really splitting up?,” and “Where can I find photographs of Tom Selleck, a waterfall, and a sandwich?” Until today my answers were always the same: “Yes,” “Couldn’t care less,” and “I’m calling the cops.” But now lovers of moustachioed actors, falling water, and tasty bread-based foodstuffs — and crude Photoshopping — can turn those frowns upside down thanks to the accurately-named websiteSelleck Waterfall Sandwich.

Of course, this is exactly the kind of purposefully odd and hipster-ish site that seems specifically designed to attract the attention of blogs such as PopWatch in the hope that enough publicity will lead to a book deal for whomever is responsible. But it’s still worth 90 seconds of your time — and I found the site’s child-sung theme song to be almost as strangely haunting as its lyrics (“Selleck, waterfall, sandwich/Selleck, waterfall, sandwich…”) are predictable.

Anyway, check it out, and tell us what you think.

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