Pee-wee shows off new iPad, abstinence ring

Today’s magic word is: HEAVY FLOW. Agggghhhhhh! Pee-wee Herman (Paul Reubens) and the Playhouse gang are back in a scripted sketch on Funny Or Die. PopWatcher Mike Bruno’s favorite part is the “Milk, milk, lemonade” gag, whereas mine is when Conky asked “Wh-wh-wh-wh-what’s a sanitary napkin?” My strongest reaction to the little webisode, though, is how shocked I am that Magic Screen isn’t acting a lot more jealous of Pee-Wee’s new toy. Come on, Magic Screen practically invented technology.

More Pee-wee:

Pee-wee Herman visits Jimmy Kimmel’s Playhouse

‘The Pee-wee Herman Show’ is back! For real!

All ‘Pee-wee’s Playhouse’ episodes are available on iTunes

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