Oprah buddy Nate Berkus' Twitter backgrounds are cool, but the one we really want is...

No mortal could ever afford to hire Nate Berkus, Oprah’s official VP of Aesthetics and Tousled Hair (okay, we made up the title), for a home design job. But here’s some good news: He’ll do your Twitter page for free! The designer just released a line of backgrounds for the site, available for download on his Facebook page. So now when you RT @Nate_Berkus‘ pearls of wisdom (e.g., “Im at chelsea market in nyc….artisinal foods are so fascinating”), you can rest assured that the words will feel at home on a page decorated by the man himself. So far, there’s only one pattern (in five colors) available: a crisscrossing, pastel rope-looking thing (pictured) that makes it look like your tweets are locked inside a Nantucket linen closet. I guess it’ll have to do until Berkus releases the pattern his fans really want: a tiled image of himself, shirtless, holding a labradoodle puppy in one hand and a thornless rose in the other. Get crackin, Nate!

What’s the verdict, PopWatchers: Will you download Berkus’ designs?