Dreamworks has optioned the rights to the upcoming parental guide Eat, Sleep, Poop: A Common Sense Guide to Your Baby’s First Year (out March 30), according to The Hollywood Reporter. Producers Walter Parkes and Laurie MacDonald (Men in Black, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street) have enlisted Four Christmases scribes Mat Allen and Caleb Wilson to adapt the book, which is based on the real-life child-rearing experiences of a Beverly Hills pediatrician.