Breaking holy-crap-did-this-really-happen news: Martha Stewart practiced pole dancing on today’s episode of The Martha Stewart Show. I never thought I would put Martha Stewart and pole dancing in the same sentence. What’s going on on TV, people?!

I hope Whatever, Martha has a whole show devoted to this. Meanwhile, sound off in the comments — do you find it fun watching Martha break out of her comfort zone, or do you want her to stick to sifting flour and arranging peonies?