Chelsea Handler's 'Jersey Shore' interview is the one in which they discuss penetration

Of course it is. The Situation, Snooki, and Pauly D, who say they’re from Jersey Shore but are really from New York and Rhode Island, trashed it up on Chelsea Lately last night. I love how Chelsea came into the interview completely enamored by Snooki and her peculiar physique — “I was excited to see that body in person and I’m pleased by what I see” — but clearly couldn’t care less about the guys. “And…you’re…The Situation.” BURN. She also talks about gang bangs.

Have any of you read Chelsea’s books? She is not kidding when she says she wished she could have starred in a mid-’90s version of Jersey Shore. She pretty much did, except there were no cameras. Read My Horizontal Life for further details.

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