Left-field hit-maker Sara Bareilles (you know, the one who wasn't going to write us a love song) has penned her own loving tribute to the cast of MTV's Jersey Shore. Watch her perform it live here, but beware some NSFW language (hey, it's a Jersey Shore tribute, what did you expect?)

Set to the tune of Rihanna's "Umbrella," Bareilles tells a Christmas-themed Joisey tale from the perspective of Snooki, The Situation and the rest of our grammatically-challenged, follicularly spectacular friends. With lines like "I have perfect abs/They're above my crabs," this might not become her next chart-topping hit, but it certainly has a future in the viral video vein.

What do you think? Does it make you laugh/giggle/guffaw or is it time we all lay off the poor, persecuted stars of the Garden State?

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