'Better Off Ted': Watch the unedited jokes that'll get BLEEPED out tonight now!

On the first of two episodes of Better Off Ted airing tonight (don’t get me started!), a memo circulates around Viridian Dynamics with a typo instructing employees that they must speak offensively to each other. Here, as a public service, I offer the unedited outtakes that’ll get bleeped tonight. Really, don’t watch this at work, there are dirty words here, do not listen with kiddies in the room, I’m serious, even if Ted, gloriously, is not:

About the only insult I can quote from the above is when Linda calls Veronica “Frosty the Snow Whore.”

Be sure to watch Better Off Ted tonight on ABC.

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