This trailer for The A-Team contains every possible action-movie cliche you could cram into one coming attraction. (Of course, this is an A-Team movie, and diehard fans wouldn’t have it any other way.) Plenty of quick cuts, a lame joke, over-the-top orchestration, explosions, a tiny pause to startle you into paying attention, and of course, an awesomely awful tagline. “There is no plan B,” PopWatchers! I assume they mean emergency contraception.

Yep, that’s District 9‘s Sharlto Copley rocking a drawl as Murdock.

Okay, wrongly convicted PopWatchers, are you on Team A-Team? Or is the lack of Mr. T a deal-breaker?