Clip du jour: 'Poochinski' is the best/worst show that never was

I have seen some staggeringly awful crap in my time, some pilots that left me wondering if the apocalypse was nigh, shows that truly defy explanation. But nothing could have prepared me for this. PopWatchers, behold Poochinski, a failed NBC pilot from 1990.

My favorite part of the clip is the outrageous biting noise at the 30 second mark. Is that the sound genitals make when being crunched upon? I guess!

What’s worse, PopWatchers: The dialog, or how crummy that puppet looks?