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January 04, 2010 at 04:39 PM EST

How the Hova says “Happy New Year”: with flaming basketballs, crystal skulls, chocolate syrup, and Swizz Beatz. Also—lactating high-tops, a dance we’ll call the Louis Vuitton Luggage Bounce, and a lipsticked, ambisexual man-boy who looks like Scott Weiland and Velvet Goldmine‘s Jack Fairy had a baby.

Watch the black-and-white clip for The Blueprint 3‘s “On to the Next One” below and tell us, high art, or just gratuitous weirdiosity? Me, I’m sold:

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