Who will be the victor — Bret Michaels or Randy from Kleinfeld’s? And what kind of

alternate universe are we living in that these two are going head to head?!

Yes, the voting opens now in the Final Four of our Guilty Pleasures Reality TV Showdown, with Rock of Love up against Say Yes to the Dress. (See full bracket here.)

Come back Tuesday to vote for Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica vs. Wipeout. And then the winners from each of those votes will go head to head for the top crown later this week. Somewhere, NeNe, Lauren Conrad and Dog the Bounty Hunter are having a joint pity party. But the fans have spoken…

On to the vote:

Photo Credit: VH1; TLC