TV's funniest lines from December 21 to December 27

”By 60 Minutes correspondent terms, I am a young man.” — Alec Baldwin, talking about turning 50, on 60 Minutes

”Kevin Jonas got married, so now the only virgins left are the guys lining up for Avatar.” — David Letterman on Late Show

”In Boston, a woman called the police because her 14-year-old son wouldn’t stop playing Grand Theft Auto at 2:30 in the morning. Out of habit, the boy hit both cops with a baseball bat and then drove off in their car.” — Conan O’Brien on The Tonight Show

”Babies are wonderful. I mean, teenagers are wonderful too. They’re like old babies with braces.” — New Christine (Emily Rutherfurd) on The New Adventures of Old Christine