Now that her time in Samoa is over, Shambo has something pretty important she’d like to accomplish – and no, it doesn’t involve slugging that slimy oil man Russell. She’d like to dance with Ellen DeGeneres on her talk show! Here, the mullet-topped ex-Marine (otherwise known as Shannon Waters) talks to about what she described as a “not-so-surprising” ouster, her chronically chipper attitude and her signature hair style – now coiffed and perfected for Sunday’s finale in Los Angeles.

Added bonus: now that Dalton Ross is on Christmas vacay, you get an interview with a Survivor castoff in the flesh and in high definition, baby!