Nov. 27: Tiger Woods' car crash

”Tiger Woods’ wife has purchased a new house in Sweden, with the help of her twin sister. When he heard this, Tiger said, ‘Wait, she’s got a twin sister?”’
— Conan O’Brien on The Tonight Show

”One of Tiger Woods’ alleged mistresses, Jaimee Grubbs…went on Extra and said she didn’t have sex with Tiger Woods for ‘superficial reasons.’ Then she looked up the definition of ‘superficial,’ came back, and was like, ‘Oh, sorry, yeah, I totally did it for superficial reasons.”’
— Jimmy Fallon on Late Night

”Two adult-film stars, five cocktail waitresses, a restaurant hostess, a restaurant manager, three ladies dancing, eight maids a-milking, and a part-time Hooters trainee.”
— Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live