Well, look who signed up for the service! Private Boob-Tape McSexypants, reporting for duty. And in regulation combat gear, no less: Mickey Mouse helmet, Spiky Shoulders of Death mini-dress, black mesh thong… Hmmm.

Did the Department of Defense just unleash Operation Diva on an unsuspecting public, or is this an unsanctioned coup? Watch the new clip for “Hard,” below:

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