'Don't Commit Suicide On The Holidays': A new Christmas anthem?

Martin Short put in a “surprise” appearance on The Late Show last night, and debuted a new song that could become a holiday classic, don’t you think?:

I like the fact that Short worked in not only the predictable Tiger Woods and Bernie Madoff references, but also looked over at David Letterman and crooned, “Pappy, you had trouble too,” before advising us all not to “put your head in the Christmas oven.”

Pretty catchy, don’t you think?