The Necky is the worst thing to happen to fleece since Colchis

Why, God, why?

Wasn’t the Internet’s fascination with Snuggies/Slanklets bad enough? Now we have to endure the ever-tighter clutches of this putrid scrap of polar fleece all in the name of ironically enjoying infomercials? A-sigh.

You, sir, are no Sham Wow!

Previously: We’ve written about Snuggies a lot.