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Kevin Smith’s upcoming movie officially has a new title. But you’ll have to wait another day or two to learn what it is. Rumor has it Warner Bros. couldn’t come to grips with a buddy-cop comedy starring Bruce Willis and Tracy Morgan called A Couple of Dicks, and was pushing the film as A Couple of Cops (the studio did not respond to request for comment). But mercifully, that bland title is now apparently out as well. Smith recently tweeted that, “The Movie Formerly Known as A COUPLE OF DICKS has finally settled on a (network-policy-dictated) replacement title! While we’ll always have DICKS in our hearts, the title we just now locked makes me smile on a bunch of different levels – including this 1: we can now advertise our movie properly (& ironically). And said marketing begins… on every print of SHERLOCK HOLMES, Christmas Day!”

Cop and a Half-Crazy? Hudson Hawk II: Electric Boogaloo? Let’s make a game of it: Give me your best ideas for an ironic title that would make Kevin Smith smile. (And let’s keep it PG-13, folks. Think of the children.)

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