You can keep yer brooms and buckets and Mickey Mouse. There’s a new Sorcerer’s Apprentice in town! And it has assplosions and Nicolas Cage and the unfortunate use of “source” and “sorcerer” in the same awkward sentence! And cars flipping over! Do it to it, y’all:

Cheesiness aside, these effects look amazing, and as far as big-budget blow-’em-‘ups go, I don’t see any reason this couldn’t be a gigantic hit. Well, other than that unfortunate hat….

Is this casting a spell on you, PopWatchers?