Bad holiday sweaters are a meme unto themselves, so this cute design-your-own Web version from the Kansas City Art Institute is weirdly absorbing. [Warning: The site plays a song. Grrrr.]

I’ve made and ditched a truly shameful number of embroidered creations, from my attempt at a 30 Rock tribute sweater (bad) to a coffee-and-beer tessellation (real bad). I can’t even take credit for this genius work above — that’s all Jef Castro, one of our illustrious photo dudes.

PopWatchers, get crafty. What’s on your sweater abomination?