What’s worse: A Hannah Montana doll who drops an F-bomb or a terrifying British mouse doll who screams “pedophile”? Hmm. Well, neither of them actually do that, but that doesn’t diminish my enjoyment of these two weird videos:

Stupid pumpkin pie!

Then there’s this demonic-looking mouse who allegedly sings “paedophile, paedophile” instead of “jingle bells”:

These toys certainly sound horrible, not unlike a tortured shegoblin trying to escape certain death, but I don’t hear what others claim to. Do you, PopWatchers?