EW salutes great quotes that popped out of pop culture in the last ten years

”Give me a scotch. I’m starving.” — Tony Stark (Robert Downey Jr.) in Iron Man, 2008

”I could argue with this spoon, and it would be the same as arguing with you.” — Nick Lachey to Jessica Simpson, on Newlyweds, 2004

”Spider-Pig, Spider-Pig, does whatever a Spider-Pig does. Can he swing from a web? No, he can’t, he’s a pig. Look out! He is the Spider-Pig!” — Homer Simpson in The Simpsons Movie, 2007

”I can’t believe this. My uterus is an inhospitable environment? I’ve always tried so hard to be a good hostess!” — Monica (Courteney Cox) on Friends, 2003

”You smell like beef and cheese. You don’t smell like Santa.” — Buddy (Will Ferrell) in Elf, 2003

”I’m one stomach flu away from my goal weight!” — Emily Charlton (Emily Blunt) in The Devil Wears Prada, 2006

”Moisture is the essence of wetness, and wetness is the essence of beauty.” — Derek Zoolander (Ben Stiller) in Zoolander, 2001

”You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly, but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.” — Donkey (Eddie Murphy) in Shrek, 2001

”You should’ve gone to China, you know. ‘Cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much put them in those T-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.” — Juno (Ellen Page) in Juno, 2007

”What do tigers dream of when they take a little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit?” — Stu (Ed Helms) in The Hangover, 2009

”You couldn’t have been serious about acting for a living?you have brown hair.” — Jenna (Jane Krakowski) to Liz (Tina Fey), on 30 Rock, 2007

”Your aim’s as bad as your cooking, sweetheart?and that’s saying something.” — John Smith (Brad Pitt) in Mr. & Mrs. Smith, 2005

”I realize that when I met you at the turkey-curry buffet that I was unforgivably rude, and wearing a reindeer jumper.” — Mark Darcy (Colin Firth) in Bridget Jones’s Diary, 2001

”I feel a wave of morning sickness coming on, and I want to be standing on your mother’s grave when it hits.” — Gabrielle Solis (Eva Longoria Parker) on Desperate Housewives, 2005

”I have been touched by your kids, and I’m pretty sure I’ve touched them.” — Dewey Finn (Jack Black) in School of Rock, 2003

”Good news: It’s been reported that Mary-Kate Olsen has gained 20 pounds. The bad news: Ashley Olsen is missing.” — Conan O’Brien on Late Night, 2005

”It’s Britney, bitch.” — Britney Spears, ”Gimme More,” 2007

”Save the cheerleader, save the world.” — Hiro Nakamura (Masi Oka) on Heroes, 2006

”He’s just not that into you.” — Jack Berger (Ron Livingston) on Sex and the City, 2003

”Hell to the no!” — Whitney Houston on Being Bobby Brown, 2005

”I wish I knew how to quit you.” — Jack Twist (Jake Gyllenhaal) in Brokeback Mountain, 2005

”You know you love me. XOXO.” — The unseen narrator on Gossip Girl, 2007

”I drink your milk shake! I drink it up!” — Daniel Plainview (Daniel Day-Lewis) in There Will Be Blood, 2007

”Let’s hug it out, bitch.” — Ari Gold (Jeremy Piven) on Entourage, 2004

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