December 02, 2009 at 05:00 AM EST

A no-stars, no-plot, no-point vampire spoof about a group of coeds studying abroad in a haunted castle, Transylmania boasts the kind of acting and direction usually relegated to the adult section of your local video store. It’s tempting to say ”avoid at all costs,” but truthfully, everyone should see something this bad at least once, if only to help us better appreciate the comparatively brainy merits of works like Eurotrip, Freddy Got Fingered, and the modern-day plague of movies with titles ending in Movie. F

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