Here’s the new Twilight-esque teaser trailer for Beastly, a modern-day retelling of Beauty and the Beast based on the novel by Alex Finn. What’s going on here? I know it’s only two seconds long, but I demand more beastliness and maybe a .05-second glimpse of Neil Patrick Harris. When I thumbed through this book a few weeks ago, I imagined Kyle to be much hairier. Alex Pettyfer is giving off more of a (Disney pretty-boy) Gaston vibe than the Beast here. If so, this lad should consider eating four dozen eggs every morning to help him get large. Perhaps we should rename one of this post’s categories to The Bad Man Doesn’t Scare Me Enough!