By Leah Greenblatt
Updated November 17, 2009 at 09:56 PM EST
Cyrus: Tina Gill/PR Photos; Stewart: Albert L. Ortega/PR Photos

Kids Do the Darndest Things

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It’s like the Easter bunny just pooped on a unicorn. Miley Cyrus, tween America’s pole-prancing, party-in-the-U.S.A.-ing overlord, wants nothing to do with Twilight—arguably the only pop cultural benchmark more important to her target demographic than her own multi-media empire.

“I’ve never seen [Twilight], and nor will I ever,” she tells Ohio radio station Q92 in a filmed backstage interview. “I don’t believe in it—I don’t believe in it. I don’t like vampires, I don’t like any of the stuff, like the wolf that pops out of the screen when I’m watching my TV at night. I don’t like it, I don’t want anything to do with it. I don’t like the shirts, any of it.”

Watch the clip after the jump, beginning just before the one-minute mark:

Well, there goes her invite to Taylor Lautner‘s Sweet 18! Though really, if a tree falls in the woods without a very special hip-hop moment, does it really make a sound?

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